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can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
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moon moon
Moon Moon the Squirrel I watched him fall from a roof directly into a trash can. When my friends turned the can over, he scurried out and immediately began to gnaw on a rock. … And he only has 3 legs.
where to get this?
hello 4irport. my name is mikayla and if you do not stop commenting on every picture you reblog, we are going to have a problem. one of the problems will be me shoving a cactus up your butt :~)
hello p1nky-swear. my names amy, and i think you should stop because ive seen YOUR same comment on so many other pictures :) xox
Hi both of you with numbers in your names, how about a cactus up both your butts?
Hi, reblogging for the comments and because I love Julius, and yes you both need cactus’s shoved up your asses. c: Sincerely l4mb0rghini.
can’t we all just be bestfriends. stay civil xox
how about all of you shut the fuck up because mikayla is perfect and u r not
excuse all of you the only person who shoves cactuses up peoples asses is mikayla so you cant shove one up hers bye.
Hi, I’m Jenny and on November 24th, I got diagnosed with a deadly disease called banana syndrome. Every night at 9:13, I turn into a giant banana, and all I want to do is eat cucumbers and dry hump my couch. I ask for one favor. I just want us all to get along and join together, so we can fight my deadly disease. All I’m asking for is one simple donation for 15 cents. We need to rejoice and stand up against banana syndrome, for the better.
Jenny ilyysmmmm OMG
JENNY IM LITERALLY SCREAMING. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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butterbeer cupcakes
(makes around 18)for the cupcakes:
2 cups flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed
3 large eggs
1 tablespoon butterscotch schnapps
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup cream sodaFor the filling:
5 1/2 ounces butterscotch chips (half an 11 ounce package or a little less than a cup)
1/2 cup heavy creamFor the frosting:
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1/3 cup butterscotch filling
1 tablespoon butterscotch schnapps
1/8 teaspoon salt
3 1/2 to 4 cups powdered sugar
Splash of cream soda (as needed)directions:
1. to make the cupcakes, preheat oven to 350º and line cupcake pans with liners.
2. in a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt and set aside.
3. in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter on medium speed until light and fluffy. add both sugars and continue beating until well combined. on low speed, add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
4. combine the schnapps and buttermilk. add the dry ingredients in three batches, alternating with the cream soda and buttermilk.
5. mix until just combined, scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. fill each cupcake liner about 3/4 full, then bake for 15-17 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. cool completely on a wire rack.
6. while the cupcakes are cooling, make the filling by combining the butterscotch chips and heavy cream in a glass bowl set over a pot of simmering water. stir occasionally until combined.
7. remove from heat and allow to cool to room temperature. transfer to a squeeze bottle and fill each cupcake just until the filling comes to the top.
8. to make the frosting, cream the butter on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add the butterscotch filling, schnapps and salt and beat until well combined.
9. on low speed, beat in the powdered sugar one cup at a time until desired consistency is reached. Add cream soda as needed to thin the frosting.
10. frost cupcakes and drizzle with remaining syrup.enjoy!
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Touchdown.
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iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:
please yahoo just leave us alone. we’re happy as we are
is that moon moon
aw shit who brought moon moon along
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